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Post UFC 218: Francis Will Fall

When Francis Ngannou threw a left hook at the vulnerable skull of Alistair Overeem, what happened next was arguably one of the most devastating knock outs the planet had ever seen within the past 365 days. What also happened is [...]

December 4, 2017 CultureOrgy

Post UFC 217: Sit Down, Be Humble

I’m in a slight rush, so I’ll be quick with my words. As we sat at the bar and tilted our heads so far back that our neck folded, my jaw partially dropped at the sight of the final 3 [...]

November 8, 2017 CultureOrgy

UFC 217: Joanna Jedrzejczyk Is The Main Event

A friend of mine recently got into Jiu Jitsu and has taken an introductory liking to combat sports. In the spirit of his first step into per chance becoming a critic & fan of mixed martial arts, I write this [...]

November 4, 2017 CultureOrgy

Sportsing Is Easy: Cheer For The Dodgers Because An Astros Player Made An Obscenely Racially-Charged Gesture

The title really says it all, and sportsing really IS that easy, folks. Right now, as you most likely don’t care, the Houston Astros are in a 3-3 series tie with the Los Angeles Dodgers. Given you’re from neither town, [...]

November 1, 2017 CultureOrgy

Sportsing Is Easy: Anthony Joshua Is The Belovable Heavyweight You’ve Been Waiting For

In boxing, it has been said that it’s not about what you’re worth, it’s about what you can negotiate. And in a weight class that has long been dulled to half its viewership since the 90’s, the roster has recently [...]

October 29, 2017 CultureOrgy

Tatiana & Toussaint Find Home On… Instagram?

Two and a half months ago, I released a web series “Tatiana & Toussaint”. The initial plan was to promote each episode via Google AdWords, and garner a subscription fanbase from there. The Patreon is the foundation of the whole [...]

October 19, 2017 CultureOrgy, Vids

Vikings & Twins Collectively Lose Most Minnesota Way Possible

Losing, in Minnesota, is a verb that has been practiced to dramatic perfection by its professional athletic teams. One could say we’ve mastered the art of failure, or not winning- ahhh yes, perhaps “not winning” is the phrase better suited [...]

October 5, 2017 CultureOrgy

I’m Over It

Give me a human who knocks over someone’s sandcastle and then says they only did it because they were in a bad place, and now they’ve found God, so there’s no way they’ll ever knock over another sandcastle- and I’ll [...]

August 29, 2017 CultureOrgy

For $1 A Month, You Can Support Kick Ass Art

The Patreon for my new channel just got a lil more kick ass. I’ve added a $1 reward to the Patreon, where you’ll get episodes a week early before they release to the public, as well as access to the [...]

August 3, 2017 CultureOrgy

What If Jon Jones Doesn’t Win?

I have to be semi-quick with this because I forgot my laptop charger at home. I have roughly 40 minutes to type out this article for you, on a shoddy 2011 Lenovo. This thing is rustier than the lowest priced [...]

July 28, 2017 CultureOrgy