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Vikings & Twins Collectively Lose Most Minnesota Way Possible

Losing, in Minnesota, is a verb that has been practiced to dramatic perfection by its professional athletic teams. One could say we’ve mastered the art of failure, or not winning- ahhh yes, perhaps “not winning” is the phrase better suited [...]

October 5, 2017 CultureOrgy

I’m Over It

Give me a human who knocks over someone’s sandcastle and then says they only did it because they were in a bad place, and now they’ve found God, so there’s no way they’ll ever knock over another sandcastle- and I’ll [...]

August 29, 2017 CultureOrgy

For $1 A Month, You Can Support Kick Ass Art

The Patreon for my new channel just got a lil more kick ass. I’ve added a $1 reward to the Patreon, where you’ll get episodes a week early before they release to the public, as well as access to the [...]

August 3, 2017 CultureOrgy

What If Jon Jones Doesn’t Win?

I have to be semi-quick with this because I forgot my laptop charger at home. I have roughly 40 minutes to type out this article for you, on a shoddy 2011 Lenovo. This thing is rustier than the lowest priced [...]

July 28, 2017 CultureOrgy

I Blame All Of This On Chris Weidman

There was a time when justice prevailed and good was king… then Chris Weidman slugged the consciousness out of Anderson Silva and brought forth a hell the likes of MMA hadn’t seen since Chuck Liddel was champion of something. Anderson [...]

July 21, 2017 CultureOrgy

Thank You Hattiloo Theater!

I’m late. Let’s really not forget that: I’m late. Back in February 2017, an email popped up addressed to my booking manager on a random day on a random week. I’d just taken up a role at an elementary school [...]

July 20, 2017 CultureOrgy

What Is A Patreon Anyway?

7:23AM 7.12.17, Minneapolis, MN How This Works. Right now, it’s 7:25am and I’m sitting in Peace Coffee on Minnehaha Ave. in Minneapolis, MN. I have approximately 25 minutes to saunter onto set for filming day 4 of 4 of a [...]

July 13, 2017 CultureOrgy, Vids

Yanez Found Not Guilty, My Heart Is Broken

I’m sitting at Bob’s Java Hut on Lyndale watching and waiting for the verdict to be read. Hitting refresh on the browser is forcing my computer into a temporary freeze, as it was bought in 2011 and most likely is [...]

June 16, 2017 CultureOrgy

We Need To Talk About That Black Panther Trailer

Upon Friday nightfall, June 9th, 2017 (year of our lord), the internet was blessed with roughly 2 minutes of Ryan Coogler’s tastiest footage to date in the form of a film trailer for Black Panther. I still respectively hold his [...]

June 14, 2017 CultureOrgy

Good For Gustafsson

As the majority of the UFC remain populated with speculative non-fights, braggadocio paper champions, and title fights constructed from the algorithms of a 5-year old, there was a shining moment this past Sunday morning (in America), where Alexander Gustafsson put [...]

May 31, 2017 CultureOrgy